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Still No Reason To Attend 2014 Warped Tour
Saves the DayAnd there likely won’t be a reason between now and the start of the Vans Warped Tour to attend the Vans Warped Tour. This week’s additions to the bill include Saves The Day and The Ghost...
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Yup — There’s Still No Reason To Attend This Year’s Warped Tour
The Devil Wears PradaMore bands have been added to the bill for this year’s Warped Tour, and somehow, I still don’t wanna go. Unless they book the reunited Emperor, I’ll likely not attend this year’s...
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Warped Tour: You’re Still Not Going
Enter ShikariAnd chances are you won’t. If you’re actually into metal. Then again, your stupid little girlfriend might make you go. She loves all those shitty Warped Tour bands. Maybe it’s time to get...
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Vans Warped Tour: Still Not A Single Reason To Go
The latest add onsFour more bands have been added to the lineup for this summer’s Warped Tour, and, well, your ass still ain’t going. The newest additions to the bill are Crown the Empire, The Maine,...
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Warped Tour: The Lineup Still Sucks
Less Than JakeOn Wednesday, the Warped Tour once again added a few more names to the lineup for this summer’s festival. The latest additions to the roster are Less Than Jake, Chelsea Grin, Bad Rabbits,...
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Warped Tour Adds Terror…But You’re Still Not Going
“Hey cookie, I dropped my pencil”This just in — hell has not frozen over, folks, so guess what? You’re still not going to see the fucking Warped Tour this year. The latest additions to the bill include...
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Vans Warped Tour Lineup: Still Lame
Nice haircutsThe organizers of the Vans Warped Tour have done it! They’ve somehow managed to unearth every shitty band in existence for this summer’s edition, which is basically the fest’s 19th year....
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Warped Tour Lineup: Still A Big Bag Of Suck
Born Of OsirisThe Warped Tour lineup is officially the worst I’ve ever come across. If they added Emmure, that would make it somehow better, in fact. That’s saying a lot. Yesterday, they added six more...
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Warped Tour: Lineup’s Still Lame
VannaI guess at this point we can assume the entire lineup for Warped Tour’s gonna suck. I mean, each week, Wednesday rolls around, and more bands are added to Warped’s bill. But none are ever any...
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Every Time I Die Added To Warped Lineup
Every Time I DieAaaaaand you’re still not going to be attending this summer’s version of the Warped Tour, even after the latest additions to the questionably-assembled bill were announced Wednesday....
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